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Just everything I find entertaining :D

ragingpaige:

omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”

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untexting:

one of the worst feelings ever is knowing the person you like doesn’t like you back

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kylajaykay:

mamayuuma:

"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did

i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel

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ooh-bite-me:

when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging

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Posted: June 6th
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recooperacoon:

do you ever get that feeling when you look at something and just get chills because it is so god damned awful 

recooperacoon:

do you ever get that feeling when you look at something and just get chills because it is so god damned awful 

Posted: June 6th
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fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks

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surprisebitch:

when bae wanna do anal but you suddenly remember you had chipotle

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Posted: May 5th
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Posted: May 5th
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nothingper-s0nal:

wannajoke:

That Explains a Lot

what the fuck

nothingper-s0nal:

wannajoke:

That Explains a Lot

what the fuck

Posted: May 5th
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Posted: May 5th
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nosdrinker:

I’ve watched this a hundred times

Posted: May 5th
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mattgorman:

hijabeng:

onlysaneman:

If we mutually follow each other on here there’s at least a 20% chance I’ve referred to you in a real life conversation as “someone I know”

70%

99%

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nowimthevillain:

awesomephilia:

an octopus is just a wet spider

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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